He's a rotten apple no one likes 'cause he will steal from the blind
She a dirty little sociopath that never cleaned her big behind
He just got out of Angola, 20 years a stretch he didn't commit
She was involved with a certain kind of lovey, you know that superficial twit
Well, I'm just like Boston Blackie yes I am
Well, I'm just like Boston Blackie yes I am
Friends to those who have no friends
Friends to those who have no friends
He's a sorry sad sad sucker, that is looking for an easy way out.
She a forty four old teenie bopper that has sadly lost a good looks bout
He's a big crazy man that follows me from work everyday
She's a very loose floosie girlie that has trouble givin' it away
Just like Boston Blackie yes I am
Well, I'm just like Boston Blackie yes I am
Well, I'm just like Boston Blackie yes I am
Friends to those who have no friends
Friends to those who have no friends
Freddie, Eddie, Mary, Sara, Barry, Larry, Harry, Carry,
Tom, Ron Don, John..
They come on by and they stay too long
They come on by and they stay too long
***Amazing Guitar Solo***
Just like Boston Blackie yes I am
Well, I'm just like Boston Blackie yes I am
Friends to those who have no friends
Friends to those who have no friends
Johnny, Lonny, Tommy, Ronny, Bonny, Donny, Connie, Mommy
Sammy, Dan, Ham, Clam, Ben, Jim, Len, Jan, Stan, Bubba, Curt,
Sherrie, Jerry, Starling, Lacie, Christi, Misty, Sissy, Issy, Barry, Larry,
Harry, Carrie, Tom, Ron, Don, Juan
They come on by and they stay too long
Where's Peter?
